I Fuck'n Hate Tests.

I had a test tadi. Yup, this week sama macam the week before cuti. Tuesday til Thursday straight ada test! Tadi test Radio Frequency and whatever panjang benor nama subject I pun dah tak ingat :D

Susah okay?! Macam haram. Test was for 2 hours. I tengok muka semua orang macam baca tulisan alien. I was like, "Eh. Kenapa tak ada orang tekan-tekan calculator ni? Bukan first question ada kira-kira ke?"

I pun apa lagi. Buat-buat la tekan calculator. Haha

Susah macam cilaka. Semua orang macam blur-blur.

Then, ada my Arab classmate ni. I ada dua subject sama dengan dia. Everytime jumpa dia mesti nak complain kat I pasal subject RF. Kitorang suka la mengadu nasib sesama sendiri. Tadi masa test dia keep on panggil Sir, tanya soalan.

Agaknya Sir nampak kitorang memang clueless nak mampus, he wrote tons of formulas on the board. Rasa-rasa macam boleh solve dah ni. Tapi, semua orang stare je kat board with huge WTF's stuck on their faces. That bad, okay?!

Then, bila tinggal around 10 minutes on the clock, Sir was like, "Eh. How time flies. I thought only 45 minutes had passed." Siap gelak-gelak.

Kambing kan nak buat lawak macam tu. I didn't hear anyone laughing at your joke, Sir. Phbbt.

Bila dia kata time's up, maisng-masing pack barang in slow motion. Macam dah nak mati je. Ye la. Penat kot having to pretend that you know how to solve the 3 questions. For TWO hours!

Answer sheet dah rupa macam question paper. Sebab I salin soalan. Sikit je I jawab. Hahaha

Susah la syaitan!

Grrrr.

A Series Of Unfortunate Events (?)

Yesterday was a day that really challenged me emotionally and of course, physically.

Get this, I was all dolled up. Eh tak. I pergi kelas mana ada dolled up. Cincai je. I was all set to go to class. Started up my engine, and I drove out my apartment gate. Tak sampai beberapa saat keluar dari gate apartment, steering and my gas pedal jadi keras. Tak boleh pusing and tekan. Ohmaigod, paniknya!

I pun steer perlahan-lahan and berhenti dekat tepi. Kira makan jalan jugak la. Thank God, tak ada kereta lain. Put my hazard lights on and turned off my engine. I tried to restart it for a few more times. Still, the steering and gas pedal didn't work. Haish. It was almost 2pm and yes, my class was at 2 and a test at 3. OPTOELECTRONICS test okay?!

Dang.

I pun terus call Abang. Abang kata dia akan suruh mechanic dia from Balakong datang. Nasib baik ada pokok yang sangat redup right next to the spot I parked at. Kenalah duduk atas batu divider yang keras nak mampus. Nasib baik jugaklah buntut I dah semakin membesar. Therefore kuranglah sikit sakit duduk atas batu. Hehe

I called Ah Wah, the mechanic to give him directions to my house. Ada ke patut apek tu nak argue dengan I yang rumah I ni bukan kat Seri Kembangan. I kata, "Ye la! Rumah I dekat Equine Park! Seri Kembangan la tu!"

Okay. I menjerit jugak sebab suara dia bingit and I tengah panas! Eeee...!

"Oooo... Itu bukanlah. Itu Puchong."

Ish. Bebal betul la kau ni.

Tanya-tanya lagi. Rupanya dia tahu McDonald's Equine Park ni. So, I suruh dia datang je situ dulu nanti I bagi direction.

I pun tunggulah bawah pokok tu seorang diri. Kereta yang lalu-lalang tak ada yang nak berhenti pun. Selalu tengok macam ada je. Ada satu je van buruk hon. Kepala hotak dia. Jatuh maruah. Haha

After around 30 minutes, tak nampak bayang pun si mechanic ni. I called and dia kata he's on his way. Lamanya.

After what seemed like forever (1 hour okay?!), he called back. Dia dah sampai McD. I pun guide him all the way to my place. I beritahulah what car I'm driving bla bla bla... Sekali I tengok yang muncul di hadapan I adalah a black Mitsubishi!

Dari passenger seat, keluar mechanic dengan baju comot-comot dia. Dari driver seat, keluar this gorgeous human being. Okay, okay. Jangan lebih-lebih. But I gotta say, "Ah Wah sure is a lengchai!"

Dia handsome okay?! Mata besar. Smart. Not to mention, he drives a Mitsubishi! Pandai Abang ni. Hantar orang handsome selamatkan I.Uuuuu... I loike!

Tapi bila the mechanic tengok-tengok kereta I, it was all fine! Ohmaigod, malunya!

Then, I suruh the mechanic drive kereta I around to make sure. Ah Wah stayed behind. I nervous sikit. Hahaha

Dia tanya I duduk sini ke. Sewa berapa, dengan siapa. Housemate siapa. Student ke. Eceh. I tahu you nak tahu I ada boyfriend ke tak kan? Sila beri peluang I syok sendiri :D

End up, kereta I memang okay! Tapi, dapatlah borak-borak dengan Ah Wah lengchai tu.

Happy Chinese New Year eh Ah Wah! :D

Slap Me! I'm An Impulsive Shopper.

God. I've never shopped for things online. But I always feast my eyes on this one online shop, Alicewonders.com. Most probably because it has 14 days money-back guarantee. And, the site layout is sooooooooooo cantik and not to mention agak trustworthy.

Don't get me wrong. I rasa tak salah orang ramai nak start up an online shop. Cuma I think it's all about strategies, strategies, strategies. Kalau guna blogspot je pun memanglah okay. Tapi, kalau pilih free blogspot template pun dah buruk and dull and lame, siapa je nak beli barang you kan?

Dah nama pun nak jual fashion-related stuff :D

Alice punya layout sangat convenient I tell you. There are pictures of the bag from all angles. The bags are  cheap without having to look so and yes, they are oh-so yummay! That I happened to buy FIVE bags!

Jangan blame I! Alice ada weekend sales hari tu. Bags as cheap as RM19. What a girl gotta do la kan? :D

My precious babies akan sampai esok or paling lambat Wednesday. So, here are the bags that I bought...

Chanellian Quilted Black (RM69 RM49)

Twiggy Domino Black Flat Document Bag (RM30 RM20)

 
Bouvier Black Tweed Hobo (RM65)

Love Leiber Double Flap Sling (RM62 RM50)


Anya Purple Faux Leather Satchel (RM68)

I guess it'll be some time before I buy another handbag. Hopefully!

Cuma baju je je I tak berani beli online sebab I'm a Mexico size 0 (yes, that means I don't exist in Mexico). Takut beli online nanti tak muat.

Which brings us to the story where I terbeli baju besar last week. I went out shopping with Boyfriend. And for some unknown reasons, I memang benci try baju. I'll just grab the smallest size there is. Kalau seluar memang la kena try. Size pinggang I masih lagi the smallest size tapi kalau sebelum ni itu pun longgar, sekarang dah ngam-ngam. Tak tahu nak happy ke nak cuak. Fuh!

I pun contemplate masa nak ambil satu baju ni kat MNG. I rasa XS macam kecik je untuk I. So, I took the S one. Balik rumah, try it on and voila! BESAR, okay?! Boyfriend pun boleh masuk sekali. Hahaha

End up, I bagi Kakak baju tu. What about me you ask? Nanti I pergilah beli lagi satu in my size! :D

Bestnya shopping! Woo-hoo!

Holiday Is Over. Beech.

Urgh. After spending 7 days with Boyfriend, I feel so reluctant to go back to class. Honeymoon time is over. Haish.

I tak sabar nak habis belajar, Ohmaigodddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!

Vavi la.

I plan to ask for the new LG Chocolate BL40 from anyone after I finish my studies, most likely one of my parents. The handphone is so shantek! Eeeee... It even receives better reviews from the iPhone. Jiyeah. By the way, I think that the iPhone is overrated. Boyfriend, jangan marah. You should be thankful that I won't be hogging your iPhone nanti. Hehe...

So, mari kita berangan. Kalau tak dapat the BL40, I want a Blackberry! Real bad.

But then the other day masa I text my Kakak about handphones, I mentioned what I want when I finally graduate. Suddenly, I remember that my dad had promised me a trip to Bali since the rest of the family went there without me. Cuma I dengan Apek je yang tak pergi lagi.

That leaves me with two options. A new handphone or a trip to Bali with my brother?

Hmmph.

Currently, my guts are telling me to go for the Bali trip.

Eeeeee... Tak sabar nak habis belajar. Ohmaigoddddddddddddddd!!!!!!

I Need A Breather.

I seriously do. Since no one is available next week during my midterm break, I've been thinking of flying off to Krabi all by myself. But Man YMed me just now. He's currently staying in Cherating, curing his sorrows with traditional rice wine. Pity the dude, the ex just broke up with him. And yeah, he asked me to come over bring anyone I want. He can hook me up with another surfer's dude. Eh. Apa pulak ni. Salah. He said he can hook me up untuk dapat board rental yang murah kalau nak belajar surfing. Tersalah sebut pulak. Heh...

I've never really liked Cherating. I mean I'm fine with beaches and stuff. But, I prefer the nice-looking ones =p

Kalau I terdesak sangat baru I pergi Cherating kot. On a second thought, I kinda am.

I just wanna have a small tiny break. Why can't I?

I'm fucking upset. I'm serious.

Coleen dah start training pulak. Or else, I know she'll be more than willing to tag along. I seriously need a break sampai I cakap dengan Coleen, A'Famosa Resort pun jadilah... ='(

Help!